DWC Short Story: The Great Facebook Marketplace War, A Love Story

If you’ve ever tried to claim something free on Facebook Marketplace, you’ll know it feels like a sprint in flip-flops. The ground is slippery, the crowd is loud, and one wrong move sends you flying. That’s how Sarah and Tom first met—elbows out, breathless, chasing a toaster with a description that read: Still works, smells faintly of crumpets.

Westport, their seaside town, was the sort of place where salt lived on your lips and the gulls held complex grudges. Fishermen swore the harbour clock ran fast when the tide was out. The pier’s lights glowed a soft yellow at night, like someone trying to be romantic on a budget. In summer, tourists queued for doughnuts. In winter, locals queued for gossip. In every season, Facebook Marketplace was a sport.

Sarah had been in town three months. Fresh start, new flat above a craft shop that sold driftwood hearts and tea towels printed with Live, Laugh, Laminated Recipe Cards. She’d decided to furnish the flat the thrifty way. She called it “vintage sourcing.” Her mother called it “collecting other people’s problems.”

Tom had always lived in Westport, which he declared as if it were a personality trait. He ran a small photography studio above Hobson’s bakery, which meant his workday smelled of warm bread and occasional singed raisins. He took portraits, shot weddings, and had a sideline in pet photography that paid surprisingly well. People loved seeing their spaniels stare into the middle distance like statesmen.

The toaster belonged to a woman called Tamsin who lived in a row of terraces facing the sea. The listing had gone live at 8:03 a.m., and by 8:06, Sarah had messaged, “Hi, is this still available?” By 8:07, Tom had messaged the same, but with an extra smiling face and the word “pls,” which seemed, to him, both sincere and tactical.

“First come, first served,” Tamsin replied to both. “Cash optional, smile preferred.”

By nine, Sarah stood on Tamsin’s doorstep holding two reusable bags and a sense of mission. At 9:01, Tom jogged up the steps, hair damp from the sea mist, phone in hand, chest heaving like he’d run a marathon through an obstacle course of buggies and mobility scooters.

They clocked each other, then the toaster on the hall table, then Tamsin, who looked at them the way a referee looks at two people who have both tackled the same ball and most of the surrounding grass.

“You’re… both here,” Tamsin said.

Tom put on what he considered his helpful voice. “I’m the seller’s friend.”

“I’m the seller,” Tamsin said.

Tom reset. “Big fan of your work.”

Sarah raised a hand. “Hello. I’m the first come.”

“I’m first served,” Tom countered, optimistic to a fault.

Tamsin sighed. “If I pick one of you, the other will post in the Westport group that I’m a monster. Flip a coin?”

Heads. Tails. The coin went up, caught the light from the frosted window, and came down on Tamsin’s palm. “Heads,” she said.

Sarah whooped under her breath, the quiet joy of someone who had already cleared a space on the counter. Tom nodded with dignity, which is what you do when you lose a coin toss for a crumpet-scented future.

“Fine,” he said. “Enjoy your… breakfast journey.”

He meant to leave it there. He had work. He had a labrador scheduled for a Christmas card shoot wearing a knitted jumper that said Merry Woofmas. But walking back along the Esplanade, he felt cheated by the gods of chance and internet commerce. It wasn’t just the toaster. It was the principle. Also, he would have liked a toaster that smelled like good memories.

Two days later, a chair appeared: Free, slight wobble, loads of charm. Must collect today.

Sarah saw it first. She was on a break from writing restaurant reviews that ten people read and twenty people argued about. She messaged. Then popped her trainers on. Then thought: bring a screwdriver, just in case.

Tom was eating a bacon roll on the seawall when the alert pinged: New listing in your area. He squinted at the phone. Chair. Wobble. Charm. Yes. He messaged. He stood up, dusting crumbs, and jogged.

They arrived within moments of each other at a semi-detached house that smelled of wet dog and boiled cabbage. The seller, a cheerful man in a rugby shirt, had already propped the chair on the pavement, like a small pony that needed a calm voice and a carrot.

“You,” Sarah said, as if he were an unexpected cliff.

“Are you following me?” Tom said.

“You wish.”

“Do not.”

They gripped opposite sides of the chair and tested its loyalty. It creaked. The chair had opinions. The man in the rugby shirt nodded to the horizon, as if to say, Let the sea decide.

“Flip a coin?” he offered, hopeful for sport.

“No,” Sarah said. “Trial sit.”

She sat. The chair sighed and then, with the sad nobility of a ship going gently down, one leg bent. Sarah tumbled to the pavement and burst out laughing. Tom laughed too, the sort of laugh that starts in the stomach and ends with a wheeze.

“Fine,” she said from the ground. “You win the chair’s ghost.”

They split what remained: she took the seat for a potential upcycle project; he took two legs for a future he would not clearly define. They parted with a reluctant smile neither wanted to name.

By the third meeting—a bookshelf with all its screws missing—they had run out of coincidence. The seller opened his garage and frowned.

“You two again,” he said. “Why don’t you share it?”

“Share a bookcase?” Tom asked. “Are we joint custodians of literature?”

“I do read,” Sarah said.

“Same. Mostly manuals. But manuals are books with instructions, which is arguably the pinnacle of narrative.”

They chatted. She wrote reviews. He took photos. They both knew which chippy put too much vinegar in the bag. They both knew the best time to walk the pier was just after the chip shop shut, when the gulls lost interest and left you alone.

Sarah carried off the shelf. Tom carried off a bag of unconvincing screws. They waved, the summary of a conversation that felt like the start of something and also, very clearly, the continuation of a daft feud.

After that, they began to notice each other everywhere. Not just in the comment threads about “Is this still available?” but at the Sunday car boot, in the post office queue, at the bakery where Tom balanced a tray of iced buns like a solemn acolyte. They would nod. Sometimes talk. Sometimes pretend not to see, as if recognition were a form of surrender.

Then came the mirror.

Free. Full-length. Crack down the middle. Seven years’ character included.

They both messaged. The seller, a drama teacher who lived above the old sweet shop, wrote: “First come, etc. I’ll be the one wearing a cape.”

He was. He also had a cat called Lady Macbeth who watched from the sill like a theatre critic. The mirror leaned against the wall, the crack threading through it like a line drawn by a distracted god.

“It’s poetic,” Sarah said.

“It’s hazardous,” Tom said.

“Life is both.”

“For free, it’s mostly hazardous.”

They picked it up together. It was heavier than either expected, and the wind was doing that Westport thing where it arrived in sideways slices. They edged down the stairs, pausing for breath, and at the bottom, Tom’s hand slipped. The mirror slid, Sarah grabbed, and the two of them did a clumsy waltz with an object that would have loved to shatter for the drama.

They made it to the pavement. A gull screamed approval. They laughed, flushed with the small victory of not bleeding.

“Chips?” Tom asked, like someone who had just navigated crisis with a stranger and deserved salt.

“Always,” Sarah said.

They ate on the pier. The salt blew into everything. The paper softened in their fingers. The sea did its endless job, arriving and arriving. They talked about nothing and then about something, the way you do when the sky lends you cover.

“I keep seeing your name pop up,” Sarah said. “Marketplace recommends you. Like an ex.”

“I saw you nearly get a free bedside table yesterday,” Tom said. “Swooped in and everything.”

“Seller’s dog peed on it,” she said. “I withdrew.”

“Fair.”

They traded small town notes. He told her about Mrs Day at the bakery who baked lemon tarts like a public service announcement. She told him about the craft shop downstairs and the woman who painted shells with tiny quotes and sold them for charity. They both knew the man who ran the novelty gift shop that stocked rubber ducks dressed as historical figures—Shakespeare, a pharaoh, a suffragette. Westport was a town that loved a theme.

“Maybe we should stop competing,” Tom said, voice light, eyes not.

“You want a truce?”

“More like a joint venture. Westport Free Division.”

She smirked. “Strictly professional.”

“Strictly doomed,” he replied.

They tried being sensible. They agreed, in a vague way, to message each other if a listing looked promising. They even set up a chat named Free & Fighting with a photo of the cracked mirror. Before long, it became a running joke and then a habit, like always checking the weather and then doing the opposite.

They met for coffee “to strategise.” Coffee turned into a cinnamon bun. A bun turned into a walk along the promenade, where the wind peeled old posters off the railings. They watched a man fish with the patience of a saint and the success rate of a philosopher.

He told her about the weddings he shot, how each couple wanted photos that looked like a film still. He admitted he kept a list of tiny moments he loved best: a granddad tucking a napkin into his collar; someone’s aunty dancing with a toddler; the bride eating a sausage roll in full dress when she thought no-one was looking.

She told him about writing reviews. She groaned about the comments, the way someone always accused her of being both a shill and a hater in the same sentence. He laughed. He confessed he’d once used a plastic flamingo as a prop and a groom had cried laughing.

They started to spot each other’s quirks and tuck them away. He noticed she read the noticeboards outside the church and the library, even the bits with curling staples and faded ink. She noticed he always put an extra chip aside and then fed it to the boldest gull.

They also kept fighting.

There was the free rug described as “Shabby chic, may contain memories.” They arrived to find the seller had rolled it up and left it at the end of the garden like a retired python. They unrolled it and discovered a faint outline of a coffee table and a very clear path of golden retriever hairs.

“I can defluff,” Tom said.

“I can steam,” Sarah said.

“Flip a coin?”

She shook her head. “We’ve grown.”

They did rock-paper-scissors. She won with scissors. He claimed he’d telegraphed rock. She offered him visiting rights. He accepted with grace, now that he was better at losing.

Then came the free dining chairs that were “oak-ish.” They had been left in a garage so long they smelled like a story about rain. They split them: three each. Later, he sent her a photo of two of his chairs sanded and varnished, modest and proud. She replied with a photo of hers painted a bold blue, lined up like lifeguards.

“My studio could use a makeover,” he messaged. “Fancy helping? Payment in buns.”

“Tempting,” she wrote back. “But I charge in gossip.”

“Abundant supply.”

She turned up with two paint rollers and a playlist. He cleared space between softboxes and backdrops. They painted the skirting and argued about whether the wall should be “eggshell” or “very pale egg.” He told her about his best friend Joe, who’d moved to Leeds and sent texts about the price of northern pints as if they were weather reports. She told him about her sister in London, who collected houseplants and sent photos of them as if they were children.

At midday, Mrs Day from the bakery knocked and brought a tray of tarts “because painters need tarts.” They ate standing at the window, and he realised he liked the way she chewed—decisive. She realised he wiped his hands before touching any camera kit—respectful.

“Why free stuff?” he asked, casual.

“Budget,” she said. “And the thrill. I like the stories attached. Objects that have done a tour of duty.”

He nodded. “Same. I like the rescue. Feels good to make something useful again.”

They stood there, the studio bright, the sea sending in that steady light that photographers worship. Something felt right. Not fireworks. Not violins. Just a click into place, like a lens finding focus.

The town clock chimed through the window. Time slid on. Westport did its Westport things. Teenagers jumped off the end of the pier, their yelps salt-bright. The rugby club lost valiantly and won noisily. The market stall that sold socks and mobile cases did both as if the future depended on it.

In the Facebook group, their names kept appearing. They reassured flustered sellers. They offered to collect for neighbours. They left reviews like “Lovely handover, ignored the seagulls” and “Item as described, slightly haunted, five stars.” People began to tag them in listings with comments like, “Sarah or Tom—this feels like your sort of nonsense.”

Their nonsense peaked with the Free Sofa Saga.

Free: sofa. Green. Big. Lives up three flights. Bring help. Bring faith.

They messaged. They arrived. They looked up the staircase, the angles brutal, the banister narrow.

“We’ll die,” Sarah said.

“Possibly,” Tom said. “But what a way to go: flattened by a generous sofa.”

The seller, a student with a moustache that looked like a decision he would soon regret, shrugged. “Landlord says it must go today. Girlfriend says it must go now.”

They tried. They manoeuvred. They had to take two doors off their hinges and one radiator cover off the wall. They propped the sofa on the landing. The landing made a small noise of protest. A neighbour emerged, took one look, and handed them a tin of biscuits.

“Fuel,” she said.

Three hours later, triumph: the sofa in a van. Sarah lay on it and stared at the van ceiling, which had the sort of grime that looked permanent enough to qualify for a council tax band. Tom sat on the arm and drank from a bottle of water like it was a medal.

“Where does it go?” he asked.

Sarah thought. The sofa would not go up her stairs. The sofa would not go through his door without a saw and moral compromise.

“Community centre?” she said.

They drove it there. The manager, who had eyes that said I’ve seen everything twice, accepted it with thanks and a leaflet for the next quiz night.

“You’re good,” Tom said on the way out, as if that were a fact one might note on a weather app.

“So are you,” she said, softer than she meant.

They didn’t mark their first date as a first date. They called it “meet-up for logistics” and met at the bakery at half eight before the rush. He bought coffees. She bought two warm buns that slid syrup onto their fingers. They ate while a pink morning tried to work out what to do with itself.

“Confession,” she said. “I nearly didn’t move here.”

“Why did you?”

“Looked at the sea one afternoon when it was busy being grey and thought, that’s honest. Felt right.”

He smiled. “I stayed because I’m risk-averse and my mum lives round the corner and brings me soup.”

“Solid brand.”

“Reliable soup?”

“Exactly.”

They walked the harbour wall. The water slapped and hummed. Gulls landed and took off and landed again as if running late for a meeting. They fell into that easy silence born of two people no longer auditioning. He glanced at her hand. She pretended not to notice and then very much noticed.

“Shall we make the truce formal?” he said.

“Treaty of Westport?”

“Signed with chip grease.”

“Ratified by bun.”

“Enforced by gulls.”

“Fiercest militia in town.”

They shook on it. His hand was warm. Hers was steady.

Free items came and went. A lamp shaped like a pineapple that had seen some things. A set of mugs with faded cartoon cows. A framed print that read Dance like nobody’s watching and made them both feel judged. They learnt to say no. They learnt to say yes wisely. They learnt to share lifts, carry heavy things without dropping them, and apologise when tired.

They argued once—properly—about a set of shelves she wanted to paint and he wanted to sand. Voices rose. The seafront wind carried the words past a row of pensioners who pretended not to listen and then absolutely discussed it later. After, they sat on the sea wall and watched a boy kick a football along the promenade and felt foolish.

“I’m sorry,” he said first.

“Me too,” she said.

“Tea?” he asked.

“Strong.”

They walked to his studio. He put the kettle on a hot plate that looked older than both of them. She sat in a corner on a chair they had saved months ago and now understood like an elderly relative. He handed her a mug. They clinked.

“I like how you care about things,” he said. “Shelves. Words. People.”

“I like how you fix things,” she said. “Chairs. Photos. Days.”

He looked at her the way he looked through a lens—focused, intent without being pushy. She met his gaze with the precise calm of someone who knew what she saw.

“Should we… stop pretending this is just professional?” he said.

She smiled. “I didn’t bring a contract.”

“You did bring biscuits.”

“Negotiation fuel.”

He laughed. “Date?”

“Date.”

“Good. Very good.”

“Don’t get carried away.”

“Moderately good.”

“Acceptable.”

They grinned in the dumb way people do when the world has clicked and you think, oh, so this is why people buy cushions in pairs.

By late autumn, the pier lights came on earlier. The town put up the same Christmas decorations it had used since the early 2000s, which gave everything a comforting time warp. The bakery window filled with mince pies. The chippy added battered sprouts to the menu as a dare.

They went to the quiz night at the community centre and sat, to their surprise, on the very sofa they had rescued. It had been reupholstered in a sturdy blue and now looked like it belonged to everyone, which it did. A teenager sprawled across one end, a granddad nodded at the other, and in the middle sat Sarah and Tom, legs touching with the casual intimacy that comes from shared labour and shared chips.

Halfway through the picture round, the manager read out: “Identify the author of this quote: ‘There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.’”

Sarah whispered, “Austen.”

Tom whispered, “Are you sure?”

“Certain.”

They got it right. They got other things wrong. They laughed. They didn’t mind. On the way out, the manager said, “You two are the ones who brought the sofa, aren’t you? Bless you. Became a bit of a hub. You never know what a free thing can do.”

Outside, the air was sharp and clean. The sky was full of stars. The sea clinked against the quay like glasses wishing each other well.

“Fancy a walk?” he asked.

She nodded.

They strolled the harbour, coats zipped, hands in pockets, shoulders brushing now and then. They passed the spot where they had eaten chips after the mirror. They passed the terrace where the toaster had chosen its destiny. They passed the semi where the chair had failed to meet its potential. Every landmark a chapter heading.

“Funny,” she said. “How a list of free things turned into a list of dates.”

“Economical,” he said.

“On brand.”

At the end of the pier, the wind nudged them forward, as if the town itself were matchmaking. He took her hand. She squeezed back. Simple. Sure. Enough.

“I still think the cracked mirror is poetic,” she said.

“I still think it’s hazardous.”

“We’re both right.”

“Costs us nothing to admit it.”

They stood there listening to the sea say its endless lines, gulls muttering like critics unhappy with the lighting. Westport glowed behind them—chips, buns, gossip, gulls, the whole daft lot. Tomorrow there would be new listings, new coins to flip, new reasons to argue and then agree. They would message at ridiculous hours and knock on doors and carry ridiculous things down narrow stairs and say sorry when they snapped and say thank you when they needed help and, in between, live a life that felt like theirs.

On the walk back, her phone buzzed. She glanced.

Free: bedside lamp. Works. Shade slightly wonky.

She held it out. He leaned in. They both grinned.

“You drive,” she said.

“You message,” he said.

“Partnership?”

“Sealed by bun.”

“Enforced by gulls.”

“Ratified by chips.”

“Official,” she said.

“Official,” he echoed.

They walked on, the town small and sure around them, the sea unbothered, the pier lights steady. Somewhere in Westport, a toast popped. It smelled faintly of crumpets and second chances.